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• ✓DNS resolved. An A record did its one job.
• ✓Port 443 answered. The firewall was persuaded.
• ✓Let's Encrypt issued a certificate, free of charge, to a stranger. Still weird. Still great.
• ✓A container in Docker is serving 4 KB of HTML with the gravity of a production system.
• ✓Your packets travelled a very long way for this joke.